Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

iPhone 3GI Delivers True Multitasking, But Only to People Who Really Deserve It [IPhone]
Gizmodo — The sad thing is, if Apple did release the iPhone 3GI and claim only the truly worthy could see it, I'm sure it would go down exactly like The Onion says it would. "Oh my God, I can't believe how much faster you can get online with this," said Delaney, who exited the store holding a cupped hand up to her ear and yelling into her wrist about how wonderful the new phone was. "The reception is so clear, and you can pretty much get a signal no matter where you go." "Hold on a sec," continued Delaney, suddenly shaking ...

The Onion Takes a Comedic Look at Next iPhone
EverythingiCafe — ... The Onion, one of the more entertaining websites, takes a look at the next generation iPhone 3GI. The ‘I’ of course standing for invisible. ...

New iPhone only visible to most loyal customers, claims The Onion
Engadget — ... Can you spot the poseurs? Filed under: Cellphones, Handhelds New iPhone only visible to most loyal customers, claims The Onion originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:04:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of ...

Apple Unveils New iPhone 3GI
iPhone Download Blog — ... will provide true Apple fans with a high-definition video camera, one-tap editing with Final Cut Pro, and cut and paste. “Daddy isn’t talking into anything at all,” said 4-year-old Ella Conrad, pointing at her father, Paul, who has been obsessively staring at, playing with, and customizing the invisible phone since purchasing it Monday. “Daddy’s pretending to be on hold with an operator.” Check out the Onion for the full story. "Apple Unveils New iPhone 3GI" is an article by ...

New Apple iPhone 3Gi: Hilarious
PR News: — ... we have ever seen in a handset, this new feature only allows Apple’s hippest and most dedicated customers. Having not been much of an Apple fan personally I have not yet seen the new iPhone 3Gi, however it is said to boast significant hardware and software upgrades, it also has superior processing speeds, a richer multi touch screen interface also the display is said to have the most brilliant colors and the finest resolution ever imagined. Check out TheOnion for the exclusive news, which includes more details. Are you cool enough to ...

New Apple iPhone 3Gi: Hilarious
iPhone News Updated — ... we have ever seen in a handset, this new feature only allows Apple’s hippest and most dedicated customers. Having not been much of an Apple fan personally I have not yet seen the new iPhone 3Gi, however it is said to boast significant hardware and software upgrades, it also has superior processing speeds, a richer multi touch screen interface also the display is said to have the most brilliant colors and the finest resolution ever imagined. Check out TheOnion for the exclusive news, which includes more details. [Thanks: ...

Apple launches iPhone 3GI, only visible to fanboys
IntoMobile - Cell Phone News, Information, and Analysis — ... as air,” said Apple senior vice president Philip Schiller, reaching inside an empty display case, apparently to remove the mobile device. “See how thin that is? It’s like it’s not even there.” “Those who really understand what we do here at Apple are going to love this new product,” Schiller continued. “Unless, you know, they happen to be totally lame.” Find The Onion’s hilarious iPhone 3GI article here. [Via: TheOnion] Related News from IntoMobile: ...

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