Submit a Story!
Apple: Our Ads Don't Lie, But You're a Fool if You Believe Them
Apple: Our Ads Don't Lie, But You're a Fool if You Believe Them
Apple doesn't want you to believe what it says, even though the company claims it's not lying. That's the gist of the Cupertino company's legal response to a lawsuit regarding allegedly misleading advertising for the iPhone 3G. The corporation's 9-page legal document [.pdf] is an ...
Comments
Blog Reactions

Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing [IPhone 3G]
Gizmodo — ... very telling, statement: Plaintiff's claims, and those of the purported class, are barred by the fact that the alleged deceptive statements were such that no reasonable person in Plaintiff's position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple's statements as claims of fact.In other words, if you believe what Apple says in an Apple ad, you are not a reasonable person. Well that point is more clear by the moment, isn't it? [Legal Doc (pdf) via Wired] ...

Apple on its ads: “What, you believed that stuff?”
CrunchGear — ... something to be said for the defense of exaggeration or idiom in advertising — for instance, Red Bull doesn’t literally give you wings. Of course, nobody’s suing Red Bull for false advertising. But when the statement is the totally believable “Twice as fast, half the price,” and you support the ad with fraudulent video showing the product in question accomplishing tasks at unrealistic speeds, you might be pushing it. And yet, Apple’s defense is that: ...

Apple sobre suas propagandas: “Nós não mentimos, mas não seja besta de acreditar.”
MacMagazine — ... as afirmações da Apple como total verdade.” Em outras palavras: “Não sejamos bestas de acreditar no que dizem as nossas propagandas.” Pode parecer um absurdo, mas eu nunca vi ninguém processar a Colgate por não ter dentes brancos como os da propaganda, ou muito menos a Mastercard porque encontrou um estabelecimento em que não o cartão de crédito era aceito. Confira aqui (PDF, 423KB) toda a papelada legal do processo. [Via: Wired.com.] ...

Apple argues only a fool would believe its iPhone 3G ads
AppleInsider — ... filed by San Diego resident William Gillis back in September alleging that Apple and AT knowingly oversold the new iPhone alongside misleading ads that promised it would perform twice as fast as the original model. Apple's 9-page reply begins early off by maintaining that any statements it made "were truthful and accurate and were not misleading or deceptive." But it was a bullet point response a few pages later the caught the eye of Wired , as it suggests that only a fool would believe what the company says in its ads. "Plaintiff's claims, and those of the purported ...

Related Content
Two new Get a Mac ads
newlaunches.com 12/17/2008 — Apple has released two new holiday themed 'Get a Mac' ads. They are really good (One more ad after the jump)...
Turn Your iPhone into a Lie Detector Test with Lie Detector App | iPhone, App Store, iPolygraph | geeksugar - Technology, Gadgets, & How Tos.
geeksugar.com 1/14/2009 — If you've ever wanted to grill someone, Meet the Parents -style, then the iPolygraph iPhone App ($3) is your newest party trick. OK, so it's not really a lie detector test. You control the outcome of each question with the "Analyze" button. Fool some ...
Apple Unveils Holiday Get a Mac Ads
techeblog.com 12/17/2008 — Apple has just released two new holiday-themed Get a Mac ads, titled "I Can Do Anything" and "Tree Trimming" -- both are animated. Continue reading to watch. In the I Can Do Anything ad, PC shows off what he can do because he is animated. He then ...
Playing the Fool
online.wsj.com 12/31/2008 — JONATHAN V. LAST Like dynasties rising and falling, videogame systems enjoy periods of ascendancy and popular support, only to be thrust aside by a new and conquering power. First came Magnavox Odyssey (in the 1970s), then Atari consoles, then ...
Portable Lie Detector Test
coated.com 4/20/2009 — Spion has come out with a portable voice lie detector. This hand-held device measures vibrations in the voice associated with the user moving from a state of clam to a state of nervousness when lying. The Portable Lie Detector is similar to polygraph testing in that it is not 100% ...
Google ads appear in some iPhone apps
iblast.pdablast.com 3/19/2009 — Google ads are starting to appear in some iPhone apps. The restaurant review app Urbanspoon and another app called Backgrounds have been in contact with Google and are testing out these ads. Will people really want to see ads in an ...
Spion’s Portable Voice Lie Detector
coolest-gadgets.com 4/20/2009 — Lie Detection. Apparently, it is the latest thing. Just last week, we reported on the Truth Wristband , a device that can detect a user’s galvanic response to a question, and will glow in a proper color if he or she is telling the truth. It would ...
How to fool a stoplight into thinking your bike is a car
core77.com 11/7/2008 — Browsing around for bike-related goodies today, we came across this brilliant example of proletariat problem-solving in the name of an improved urban cycling experience. They call it the Traffic Loop Sensor Activator, or sometimes U.S. Patent ...
Presidential Polygraph, Real Home Lie Detector, polygraph, lie detector
presidentialpolygraph.com 10/2/2008 — Want to get the truth? With the USB Polygraph Presidential Edition you get a real polygraph machine! Use this lie detector to determine the truth. Great for parties, truth or dare, and more! Find out who took your pastrami sandwich from the company ...
Portable Lie Detector - How to Catch a Cheater
brickhousesecurity.com 4/20/2009 — The Portable Voice Lie Detector is the first hand-held voice tension detector. Portable Lie Detector is destined to be the most talked about new novelty product this year. The portable device utilizes voice tension technology to measure varying ...
See Linux Running on the iPhone (PC World)Yahoo! News: Personal Technology 12/2/2008
PC World - I guess it was really just a matter of time until it happened, but thanks to PlanetBeing, an industrious member of the iPhone Dev Team, Linux is running on an iPhone.
iStylophone lands on the iPhoneT3.com News 12/2/2008
Forget about listening to some tunes, you can now make your own by turning your iPhone into a classic childhood toy. Yes, available from today, the iStylophone adds some old school cool to your ultra-modern mobile, replicating the look, the feel, ...
See Linux Running on the iPhone (PC World)Yahoo! News: Personal Technology 12/3/2008
PC World - I guess it was really just a matter of time until it happened, but thanks to PlanetBeing, an industrious member of the iPhone Dev Team, Linux is running on an iPhone.
iPhone Beware, The Nokia N97 Is Coming (PC World)Yahoo! News: Personal Technology 12/3/2008
PC World - After months of waiting, Nokia finally announced the N97, the company's second (unreleased) device to challenge the iPhone and revive to the N-series to their former glory. With a 3.5" touchscreen, 5-megapixel camera and 32GB of memory, the ...
Top iPhone Apps 2008 revealed on iTunesI4U News 12/3/2008
In case you are wondering which iPhone Apps are still missing on your iPhone 3G then check out the iTunes 2008 top lists Apple published inside iTunes. Apple features the Top 10 iPhone Apps 2008 in the categories apps overall, games, ...