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Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, just cannot catch a break. First, a coolant leak destroyed some of the magnets that guide the energy beam. Then LHC officials postponed the restart of the machine to add additional safety features. Now, a bird dropping a ...
Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette
Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette
theregister.co.uk — A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km supercooled ... (more) Large Hadron Collider scuttled by birdy baguette
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shinyshiny.tv — The Science experiment that people feared would end the world, is now available as a coffee-table book, and a damn fine one at that. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN is the world's largest and most complex scientific experiment but thanks to a ... (more) Buy the Hadron Collider as a pop-out book
Voyage To The Heart Of Matter Pop-up Book Featuring CERN’s Large Hadron Collider
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ohgizmo.com — By Andrew Liszewski The majority of people who are afraid of what will happen when CERN’s large hadron collider is finally put into operation probably have no idea what it really is, or what it’s designed to do. But what better way to ... (more) Voyage To The Heart Of Matter Pop-up Book Featuring ...
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Breaking: Large Hadron Collider shut down by precision bird strike
CrunchGear — ... built underground — but they didn’t count on the possibility of a small one-man fighter armed with the Force a clumsy bird with a bit of baguette making the trench run and hitting it where the least expected it. The absurdity of this failure (though it apparently won’t affect the re-activation) makes me think that maybe the LHC really is so abhorrent to nature that the universe is contriving to snuff it out. [via PopSci]

No joke: Large Hadron Collider shut down by speck of bread
DVICE — ... an automatic shutdown sequence. I know, I know — I'm sure that ruins all the images you had of a bird navigating the LHC's 17-mile-ring like a Death Star trench run, but there it is. The Large Hadron Collider should still get collidin' in November as planned, though it will be offline for the next few days as CERN restarts it. Unless the crumb from a worker's lunch causes the LHC to explode and destroy half the planet, that is. The Register, via Popular Mechanics, via io9

Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread [Lhc]
Gizmodo — ... Large Hadron Collider overheated, but it wasn't because of a software error or terrorism. It was because a bird dropped a piece of bread onto some outdoor equipment. The LHC's beam wasn't actually operational at the time, so the automatic fail-safe mechanism didn't need to kick in. Nonetheless the operation had to be shut down until the problem was found. No remarks on whether anyone tracked down the bird bomber and compensated it for the lost lunch. [Register via Pop Sci] ...

Large Hadron Collider: Now This Is Just Getting Ridiculous
Boing Boing — ... Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down the Large Hadron Collider (Really), Popular Science. You should follow the link just to see their illustration "according to eyewitness accounts". Via ...

Bird Causes Large Hadron Collider to Shut Down
Tech Blog — ... You'd think that the "world's most powerful particle accelerator" would be able to withstand any type of bird-related mishap. Unfortunately, that's not the case. Basically, a bird dropped a baguette on an outdoor section of the LHC, eventually causing it to overheat. The LHC was not operational at the time of the incident, but the spike produced so much heat that had the beam been on, automatic failsafes would have shut down the machine. [via Popsci]

Wow: LHC Shut Down Over Piece Of Baguette
Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome — ... Wow, that's -- what's the word I'm looking for? Pathetic. And by pathetic I mean damn yeah I left that baguette there. YOU AREN'T DESTROYING MY WORLD, LARGE HADRON COLLIDER! Next time I'm bringing jelly. Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) [popsci] Thanks to Futuju, Stephen, Kristi, you've got mail and sham, who tried to train squirrels to sabotage the LHC with acorns but the little bastards just kept hiding them.

Large Hadron Collider Clogged by Bird's Baguette Bomb
Switched — ... center, reassured everyone that the LHC's safety net would have been strong enough to withstand the attack, especially in light of its significant upgrade in September. Continue reading Large Hadron Collider Clogged by Bird's Baguette Bomb Filed under: Computers Large Hadron Collider Clogged by Bird's Baguette Bomb originally appeared on Switched on Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:04:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds. Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments

2 Pieces of Awesomeness for a Friday
Core77 — ... | 6 Nov 2009 Best comment this week: "We've given a bird a piece of bread designed to drop at the exact spot where over heating for the particle acceleratot. [sic] Lets see if the scientist notice." From This PopSci story ( thanks Eric! ) Best tweet EVER: "Twitter is like daytime TV for working people." From ...

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The God machine just can't catch a break ... A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km ...