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gizmodo.com - 12/5/2008
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You may think you have a powerful erection, but how do you know ? The Erectile Quality Monitor is here to help. Here are the instructions. Once you obtain an erection via your stimuli of choice, simply place the head of the penis against the pressure sensor of the device and apply pressure ...
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Monitor the quality of your erection with the EQM
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... the turgidity of your manhood and alert you through a system of color-coded LEDs whether or not you are ready for action and to what degree. I love it: not only is the chart uncomfortably descriptive — "penetration possible with help of hand" — but the whole device ignores the male phallus' own in-built color coding system for alerting you to the throbbing, veiny status of your virility: purple, red, pink, white.
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