A product only my cleaning girl will love: Bird Diapers
Boing Boing Gadgets —
... I know what Humbert Humbird is belatedly getting for Christmas. From personal sputtering experience, though, I'd add this line to the product pitch:
"Bird diapers? Why bird diapers? Well, if you enjoy having your budgerigar walk around on your face while you yodel, than you'll love bird diapers."
Only $24.99! Expect Humbert's review — transcribed from outraged squawks — in February.
Bird Diapers [Gadget Nation via Red Ferret]
FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal Fallout [Humiliating]
Gizmodo —
... know that these FlightSuit diapers are for bird lovers who want their precious pets to fly freely without creating a mess, but I have a broader initiative in mind. I'm tired of birds pooping on my car, so I suggest that we develop a program for widespread bird-diapering around the US. An ambitions plan for sure, but it doesn't stop there. After that I propose that we put underpants on all of the squirrels. Their nudity is offensive and immoral. [Gadget Nation via TRFJ]
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