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nerdapproved.com - 1/31/2009

Foreplay Timer Keeps Things On Schedule

— nerdapproved.com — Just to show the ladies that you care about their needs as much as yours, introduce the... Foreplay Timer to your bedroom. So, you need to deliver on three minutes of attention right? Try 3 seconds—because that’s how long this timer lasts. If ... (more) Foreplay Timer Keeps Things On Schedule

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• EmilyBlips

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  ...if this is really "nerd approved" then it's no wonder they aren't getting any ;D

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Foreplay Timer Keeps Things On Schedule
Nerd Approved - Gadgets and Gizmos — Just to show the ladies that you care about their needs as much as yours, introduce the Foreplay Timer to your bedroom. So, you need to deliver on three minutes of attention right? Try 3 seconds—because that’s how long this timer lasts. If she complains that things went too quickly, just try and convince her that she got swept away in the passion and lost track of time. Product Page (£7.00 , about $10) ...

Foreplay Timer: Don't Get Me This Or I'll Murder Your Face [Timers]
Gizmodo — Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's a gadget that'll get you laid: A foreplay timer... that only lasts for three seconds. Actually, maybe you should give her roses instead. [Product Page via Nerd Approved] ...