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Klingon Anti-Virus Software Detects Romulan Activity [Antivirus]
Gizmodo — ... monitoring subspace transmissions "due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system." Surprisingly, the entire software was translated from English to Klingon by a person, "naHQun," not a machine. KAV will be available to download for free for the next 18 months, but unlike a full-featured anti-malware software, the free KAV download is just a malware scanner—not actually protection—so it won't be able to stop viruses from telling your PC that it neH Daq Sop lIj ghupu'. [Klingon Anti-Virus via ...

Sophos Klingon Anti-Virus software ‘get rid of Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles’
D' Technology Weblog — ... from the battle computer using M’swoN’kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S’cam-419.” “The Klingon language – formally known as Klingonese, created by US linguist Marc Okrand for use in the movies and later TV shows, and has spawned a range of books from The Klingon Dictionary to Klingon translations of Hamlet and The Bible.” Download: Klingon Anti-Virus (Sophos) ...