Submit a Story!
New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured FOLSOM DAM Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster NIGERIA In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex LL BEAN African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean ...
Comments
Blog Reactions

(Parody) Video: The Smart Stitch portable sewing machine makes sweatshop labor fun again
CrunchGear — ... New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go It’s about time! A company in India has released something called the Smart Stitch that makes sewing pockets onto jeans a lot easier. The portable device means that workers in ...

Ultimate Portable Sewing Machine to Make Clothing Companies Margins Increase [Fake]
Gizmodo — ... workers to produce 24/7, with obvious benefits. Think about it. The more all these people work in all those weird countries, the more clothes there will be, and the cheaper the manufacturing will result. Result: Increased profit margins for manufacturers, free entertainment for those workers/slaves/kids slaves no matter about where they are, and exactly the same quality for your jeans, shirts, jackets, and sneakers, at the same prince. See? ! Everyone wins! [The Onion] ...

Related Content
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 1/6/2009 — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured POOR CHRISTMAS Report: Nation’s Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas WRESTLING FANS Controversial Tell-All Book Reveals ...
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 1/6/2009 — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured Circles Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot Today Now: Make a Wish Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish ...
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 11/4/2008 — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured Grizzled McCain Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain Office Politics Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic ...
OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 11/8/2008 — Microsoft announced it will be releasing a new edition of its operating software, called Windows 7, while Apple is working on its new OS X Snow Leopard. How will they stack up against each other?
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 2/10/2009 — A.V. Club Decider Store Personals At the AV Club: Illeana Douglas Onion News Network The Onion Home Video Radio Sports Politics World Business Sci/Tech Entertainment Opinion Local News Archive Watch Videos About The Onion News Network Anchor Bios ...
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 2/10/2009 — A.V. Club Decider Store Personals At the AV Club: Illeana Douglas Onion News Network The Onion Home Video Radio Sports Politics World Business Sci/Tech Entertainment Opinion Local News Archive Watch Videos About The Onion News Network Anchor Bios ...
Steampunk Sewing Machine
sternlab.org 12/2/2008 — I got an old sewing machine at goodwill and steamed it up with brassy bits! The propellers spin when the drive wheel and thread move. See the whole flickr set.
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 2/10/2009 — A.V. Club Decider Store Personals At the AV Club: Illeana Douglas Onion News Network The Onion Home Video Radio Sports Politics World Business Sci/Tech Entertainment Opinion Local News Archive Watch Videos About The Onion News Network Anchor Bios ...
The Onion (video)
theonion.com 1/6/2009 — The Onion
Intel Unveils Oversized Novelty Processor | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com 5/15/2009 — mobile edition A.V. Club Decider Store Personals At the AV Club: AVQ : Third (or fourth, or fifth) time’s the charm The Onion: America s Finest News Source Home Video Radio Sports Politics World Business Sci/Tech Entertainment Opinion Local News ...