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Jocose Gift Boxes Give Impression of Geek Gift
GeekSugar — ... The goofsters at The Onion have created the perfect packaging. These Wrap Your Crappy Gift In A Box To Remember (a set of six is $29) suggest you are giving the ultimate selection of unmatched geek items — a USB Toaster, iFeast (yep, that's a dog feeder), KleenStride, Visorganizer, Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm and an Auto Power Strip. ...

Have A Laugh This Christmas With Crappy Gift Boxes
OhGizmo! — ... them? They’re offering up a set of 6 12”x9”x4” boxes that depict some really strange products. These include an organizer for your hat visor, a power strip for your car (complete with four outlets, two USB ports and a parallel printer port), a Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm (wake up to the gentle sounds of the rainforest) and even a USB toaster. $30 for a set of six cardboard boxes seems a bit crazy, but if you’re a prankster it’ll be worth every penny. [ The Onion ] VIA [ RGS ] ...

Surprise your loved ones with these unique gift-wrapping ideas
Popgadget: Personal Tech for Women — ... Why not splash out what little money you do have on some of these gift boxes from The Onion's store which make it look like you've got them something expensive and electrical, when you haven't got them anything at all? ...

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