1

gizmodo.com - 10/2/2008

USB Presidential Polygraph Lets You Say 'Thanks But No Thanks' to Liars [Lying]

— gizmodo.com — The Presidential Polygraph is a USB lie detector that will let you quickly and easily determine whether or not someone is telling the truth. For a mere $50, it comes with all the stuff you'll need to determine whether or not your brother-in-law ... (more) USB Presidential Polygraph Lets You Say 'Thanks But No ...

Comments vote downundo vote up DVICE Atom Feed found this 10/2/2008found this

Leave a Comment

USB Presidential Polygraph Lets You Say 'Thanks But No Thanks' to Liars [Lying]
Gizmodo — ... it comes with all the stuff you'll need to determine whether or not your brother-in-law really loves your sister: a pulse oximeter finger clip, skin galvanization finger wraps, a "breathing apparatus," and the necessary software. And, because no one lies better than politicians, it comes complete with creepy likenesses of the 2008 presidential candidates. If only you could hook it up to the TV for tonight's debate! It would probably overload and catch your computer on fire. [Presidential Polygraph] ...

Presidential Polygraph 2008, just in time for biggest BS debate of the year
DVICE Atom Feed — ... way it's called a "collectible version themed with the [sic] our best liars — our politicians," and the exclamation, "Great for parties!" For tonight's VP debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, we're thinking a better tool for determining truth might just be assuming that everything we hear is a lie until we've investigated every statement ourselves. However, about half of the rambling gibberish we're bound to hear tonight won't require any research at all. Presidential Polygraph, via Gizmodo