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slipperybrick.com - 10/23/2008

Safe Bedside Table not so safe for intruders

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It’s the middle of the night. You’re lying in bed when you hear a prowler. Not a problem at all thanks to the Safe Bedside Table by James McAdam. Just jump up out of bed, wear your tabletop shield and grab your table leg club. You may want to shout something cool, like “This…is…Sparta!” then go ...

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The UberReview:  The Safe Bedside Table Helps You Get Medieval On Intruders

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uberreview.com - 10/24/2008

The Safe Bedside Table Helps You Get Medieval On Intruders

— uberreview.com — If you live in fear of people breaking and entering your home and you are made of sterner stuff than the guy who needs to sleep with a shotgun under the bed, then this is definitely for you. The safe bedside table breaks into a club and a shield - ... (more) The Safe Bedside Table Helps You Get Medieval On Intruders

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inventorspot.com - 10/24/2008

Bed Too Short For Your Bedside Table? The Panier Solution

— inventorspot.com — If your bed is a double, or queen, or king size bed, the proper size sheets are available for it. But beds are not made in one standard height any more, and the designers of bedside furniture are only slowly catching on. One stunning and modern ... (more) Bed Too Short For Your Bedside Table? The Panier Solution

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End Table Defense System For The Warrior Class
GEARFUSE — ... perfect home security option. An end table that breaks down in to a blunt weapon and wooden shield that’s perfect for fending off home invaders or orcs. James McAdam created the Safe Bedside Table in an effort to aid the thousands of people who can’t get to sleep at night without some form of self-defense at hand. It looks like it’ll pack quite the walloping and it’s a nice piece of furniture to boot. Just hope that intruder isn’t wielding a firearm . Link [ via ]

Bedside table breaks apart into bludgeoning weapons
Boing Boing Gadgets — ... Table breaks apart into a bat and a shield for the rapid bludgeoning of a home invader. Yeah, okay, not bad, but a bit unnecessary: I deal with my home invaders (and, occasionally, groggily forgotten houseguests) by smashing cheap Ikea bedside tables over the backs of their heads, then crucifying them to the floor with the splinters until the police can arrive. Although I guess this is a bit better for fending off a zombie attack. The Safe Bedside Table [Bauldoff via Slipper Brick via Gearfuse]

The Safe Bedside Table Helps You Get Medieval On Intruders
The UberReview — ... If you live in fear of people breaking and entering your home and you are made of sterner stuff than the guy who needs to sleep with a shotgun under the bed, then this is definitely for you. The safe bedside table breaks into a club and a shield - ready for you to put some serious hurt on whoever is invading your home. Just hope that the said intruder does not have a gun, because I am not sure that the puny little wooden shield will stand up to bullets. [Bauldoff via Slippery Brick, Gear Fuse and Boing Boing Gadgets] Related posts ...