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Video: Sega Toys' Love Trainer says "the love making, will now begin"
engadget.com - 1/28/2009
Video: Sega Toys' Love Trainer says "the love making, will now begin"
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Look, times are hard. And since it couldn't quite tap the market with its Body Trainer / FiTrainer, Dr. Itami (pictured not training for love) and Sega Toys have repackaged their MP3 player and heart rate monitor with verbal coaching as, get this, the Love Trainer. No seriously, the company ...

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The Love Trainer: Better sex through Sega
Boing Boing Gadgets — ... Look, lady, I'm already trying here... shut up! The video's just perfect, implying a gag: from the t-shirt wearing schlub with erectile dysfunction as main protagonist to the hilariously unhelpful Love Trainer "instruction" to the occasional, staccato-flashes of a single erect nipple (NSFW, FYI). But you can actually order the Love Trainer from the site, so maybe it's not an elaborate joke. Maybe it's just hilariously stupid. Love Trainer [Official Site via Engadget]

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