Tuesday ElectionWatch (Vote Robot!)
OhGizmo! —
... for no other reason than it means you’re then allowed to complain about the result and how it’s all the fault of those batsh*t crazy radicals and it’s probably time to move to Canada already.
All we can really do at this point, though, is slump on the couch with a bottle of Scotch and see how it all plays out…
Well, you can’t say we didn’t warn you.
[ The Onion ] VIA [ Laughing Squid ]
Cross posted at BotJunkie ...
Voting Machines Coincidentally Elect Voting Machine as President [Clips]
Gizmodo —
... It's amazing that you can fall asleep with the polls showing one thing and wake up to a world you don't even recognize. Despite who I may have supported as of November 4th, as a fervent supporter of both democracy and touchscreen technology, I accept DRE 700:259 as the 44th President of the United States. But I'm totally using a paper ballet in 2012. [The Onion Thanks Mr. Ponies!] ...


