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No Reservations: Whack-A-Butt
GEARFUSE —
... aspiring rap career ever takes off all the way, I’m totally going to have one of these in the back of my tour bus. My record label will ask me where I pissed away the advance money and I will reply “I spent it on the ‘Hit the Bum’ machine in the back there. Give it a whirl.” My manager and the label head will then spend the rest of the afternoon smashing thonged asses with a mallet . Now that’s fucking gangster. $22 and a good enough reason to buy one. Link [ via ]
Whac-a-Butt: Our Job Here Is Done [Toys]
Gizmodo —
... With each successful butt hammering (the inclusion of a hammer in this set stinks a bit of anachronism, but then again, this is a game in which butts pop out of little holes to a timer) a slapping noise is made (again, not quite fitting a hammer, but we've never struck a butt with a hammer so who knows what that might sound like). Whac-a-Butt sells for $22, includes batteries and it is specifically not appropriate for your office's secret Santa gift exchange. [Gobaz via Nerd Approved]
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