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Video: Blakeley channels Balmer for iPhone battery commercial
Boing Boing Gadgets — I'm not sure what possessed Richard Blakeley to create this Windows 1.0 spoof for some random company that makes an extended battery for the iPhone, but I guess it's good to a career to fall back on in these troubled times. [Blakeley.Tumblr.com] P.S. A raven!

Daily WTF?
CrunchGear — The guy in this video, Richard Blakely, is a good buddy of mine from my Gizmodo days. Sadly, it seems the meth has finally addled his brain because this odd video for 3GJuice.com styled after Ballmer hawking Windows 1.0 makes me think he’ll now do anything for money. Dick, if ...

Steve Ballmer Looks Younger, More Handsome In 3G Juice Parody [Humor]
Gizmodo — Remember Steve Ballmer's Windows 1 infomercial? Here's our buddy Richard Blakeley in his 3G Juice spoof. On a side note, isn't it amazing that Ballmer looks exactly the same now as he did then? Poor guy looked like he was in his 50s when he was in his 30s. ...

Is Windows Overpriced?
Technologizer — Robert X. Cringely–the one who doesn’t write for InfoWorld anymore, not the one who still does–has a post up called “Why Windows 7 Costs So Much.” The piece is not without its obvious flaws–most notably, he keeps saying Apple’s Snow Leopard is $49, when it’s really $29–but it ...

Microsoft drops Family Guy special over content issues
AppleInsider — By Prince McLean Published: 06:00 PM EST Microsoft has pulled the plug on its Windows 7 ad campaign featuring Seth MacFarlane's "Family Guy" franchise after deciding the edgy comedy didn't "fit with the Windows brand." A report by Variety said Microsoft originally hoped to sponsor the "Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show" on Fox to help launch Windows 7. Rather than using commercial breaks between the show's segments of animated and live-action comedy routines, the company planned to work with MacFarlane and comedienne Alex Borstein to inject messages about Windows 7 directly into the program. Once Microsoft saw ...

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