
Ballmer’s CES Keynote Promises To Be A Snoozer (Non-Announcements Revealed!)
CrunchGear —
The annual Consumer Electronics Show is going to be so boring this year that even Bill Gates is not showing up. He gave his farewell keynote (and his 13th) last year. This year, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will try to rouse the crowd.
Ballmer is a high-energy guy who can be entertaining to watch ...
Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Agenda already revealed
I4U News —
Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Agenda already revealed Posted on Sun, 4 Jan 2009 10:34:38 CST | by Luigi Lugmayr More CES 2009 News News Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Agenda already revealed The Microsoft keynote is kicking off CES 2009 on January 7th. As reported Microsoft will broadcast Steve Ballmer's keynote live via webcast . I did not had that high hopes on super cool announcements, but some neat things like a Windows 7 release date and unannounced features would have been nice. Also because Robbie Bach is there some exciting Xbox news would have been fine too. TechCrunch is smashing this hopes with leaking what Steve Ballmer is ...
Ballmer teases iPhone-toting employee; iTunes LP comic book
AppleInsider —
By Slash Lane Published: 11:30 AM EST A Microsoft employee who snapped a photo of Steve Ballmer at a company meeting was given a ribbing by the company executive; and the first iTunes LP e-book is for sale in the form of a comic with multimedia extras. Ballmer vs. a Microsoft employee's iPhone At a private company meeting this week, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was reportedly giving one of his legendary energetic entrances when an employee mistakenly snapped a photo of him with an iPhone. According to Todd Bishop at TechFlash , the company leader made a lighthearted example of him. "Ballmer grabbed the Apple device from the ...
Ballmer on Those Crazy Ballmer YouTube Videos [Ballmer Interview]
Gizmodo —
This is the one you've waited for, where I get Steve to talk about his animalistic YouTube persona. But how do you ask calm collected Steve about crazy sweaty Steve? Very carefully. As you can see in the video, he's not going to stop being himself, just because Bill Gates is officially out of the picture and the public finally sees Ballmer as the big man up top. I'm me. And sometimes I'm very ebullient, sometimes I'm less. I think the most important thing is that I need to convey my belief, my optimism, also my views of how we need to improve, to our folks. And I try to do the best job I can and I do it my own ...
Happy birthday, Bill. Love, Bono
WMExperts —
Let us now pay homage to our benevolent overlord, Bill Gates, as he has birthday wishes passed on by none other than Bono and U2. Sure, Bono will sell himself to any tech company that comes a callin', but anything that gets the goat of Fake Steve Jobs is OK by us, too. In other news, Bono also does weddings and Bar Mitzvahs. And look for him to serenade Linus Torvalds on Dec. 28 and Jim Balsille on Feb. 3. Oh, and Steve Ballmer was spotted dancing backstage.
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