The Joyd*ck Mods Your Penis Into a Joystick (NSFW) [Sex]
Gizmodo —
The Joydick is a DIY cock ring that turns a penis into a 4 way joystick, with masturbatory strokes replacing as button presses. Honestly, I'm not sure I'd be able to get past lv.1. The original joystick case, now gutted, can then be turned into a kleenex box. To learn how to make your own, check out SF Media Lab's tutorial. [joydick via fleshbot]
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Joydick Atari game controller
Boing Boing —
Here's a NSFW video about the Joydick, "a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the user’s penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses." (Thanks, Becky!)
Now all those hours spent pleasuring yourself can be traded in for valuable gaming experience: The DIY Joydick
CrunchGear —
This is pretty much the craziest thing I’ve seen all day (except for Stephen King - homeboy looks weird). This is a ring that you place over your penis that allows you to move your wang in four directions to control the on-screen Atari 2600 action. Strokes shoot your missiles on screen and gameplay continues until issue.
The makers at the SF Media Labs note that there is really a philosophy behind this process of build-up and release.
Our impetus to win can be seen as a drive towards transcendence. A transcendence that is both over death and, in a sense, a metaphorical ...
Joydick lets you use your manhood to control an Atari 2600
Tech Digest —
This cannot be real. Please let it not be real. Oh god... it is real. It appears that someone's created a ring that fits over an erect penis allowing you to move it in four directions to control an Atari 2600 like a joystick. An optional secondary ring lets you stroke the shaft to simulate button presses. Thankfully ...
